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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7372 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!