CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

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CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Items Found:	7203	Emeralds Found:	6659
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

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Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	484
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3213	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	117	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	616099
Void Gems Collected:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4093
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

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