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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	147
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!