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Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	619
Runes Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6921	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!