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AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	200

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1219	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2742	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Villages Defended:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!