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BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Players Killed by Monsters:	5499

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	New Chunks Explored:	847907
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	8941

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Farms Harvested:	660	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	9668	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!