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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANECDOTES, AnonCraft, Community, discovery, experiences, Exploration, folklore, goon, Journey, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mystery, Myth, PAanon, Server, sharing, storytelling, storytelling community, Tales, whereabouts

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and become part of a community that thrives on telling outrageous stories and then gooning to them in-game. Whether you want to share a tale of how you accidentally turned your pet pig into a flying unicorn or how you built a giant statue of a potato, we want to hear it all!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest around the track (spoiler alert: it’s always chaotic and hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some ridiculous memories together!

GoodMorningCraft SMP

cheerful morning, early bird, good morning, good vibes only, GoodMorningCraft, greetings, happy day ahead, hello world, morning inspiration, morning routine, morning vibes, new beginnings, New Day, positive energy, positive start, rise and shine, smp, start fresh, start the day right, sunny day, Wake up happy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	249	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6401	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3588	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	467
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2266	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.