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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
