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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5916 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where gravity doesn’t even matter, dude. you can jump super high and build floating castles in the sky without a care in the world.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.
oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.
