Minecraft But You Are a Dragon Minecraft Servers

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4308
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5314	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	304
Buildings Constructed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	3123
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!