minecraft but were in a jar – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Neonatal Air Pollution Adventure
#newborns, Adventure, Air, air pollution, air quality, environmental factors, environmental health, health effects, health outcomes, health risks, Health studies, Neonatal, neonatal health, neonatal intensive care unit, NICU admissions, Nº2, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution exposure, pollution levels, pollution research, respiratory health, satellite-based data
Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that in a crazy study, they found out that babies exposed to NO2 have a 30-35% chance of ending up in the NICU? That’s some wild stuff, man! And get this, if you’re chillin’ in an area with high levels of PM2.5, you got an 11-22% chance of joining the NICU crew too! So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate adventure where the air is as polluted as our sense of humor! Join now and let’s get this party started, baby!

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Ethereal Heaven Earth SMP

Adventure, anti cheat, bedrock, building, Conquering, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Donations, Earth, Economy, Enchantments, Ethereal, Exploration, Heaven, java, Kits, Live Map, Mechanics, multiplayer, Playtime ranks, progress updates, smp, Survival, Towny

Feature	Description
Earth SMP with 1:500 Scale Map	Explore, settle, and build on a 1:500 scale Earth map.
Live Map	Track your location and see other player locations in real-time.
Discord Overhaul	Revamped Discord server with new channels and roles.
Anti-Cheat System	New system in place to prevent cheating.
New Enchantments	Custom enchantments to enhance gameplay.
New Mechanics	Includes Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier gameplay.
Kits	Starter and Claim Kits available for easy start and land claiming.
Towny Plugin	Create and grow towns and villages with Towny.
Balanced Economy	Realistic and rewarding economy system.
Donations	Cosmetic-only perks for donations.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8hV3ZeXuK

Q: Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock?

A: Yes, Ethereal Heaven is Java and Bedrock compatible, allowing players from both platforms to join in.

Q: What are the new mechanics introduced?

A: The new mechanics include Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier tree cutting and mining.

Q: Are donations for perks or advantages?

A: Donations are only for cosmetic perks, ensuring fair gameplay for everyone.

Q: How can I create a town or village on the server?

A: You can use the Towny plugin to create and grow your own town or village with friends.

Q: What is the ranking system based on playtime?

A: The more time you spend in the world, the more perks and abilities you unlock as you rank up, rewarding dedicated players.

Q: Are there anti-cheat measures in place?

A: Yes, the server has a new anti-cheat system to ensure fair play for all players.

Eternal Quests 1.20.3
1.20.3, ETERNAL, never betray trust, never compromise, never forget my values, never give in to fear, never give up, never harm others, never ignore my intuition, never lose hope, never settle, never stop being grateful, never stop being kind, never stop believing, never stop challenging myself, never stop dreaming, never stop exploring, never stop growing, never stop learning, never stop loving, never take things for granted, Quests
Join our Minecraft server and never experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house made entirely of diamonds!
Never feel the rush of adrenaline as you battle giant spiders and skeletons in a dark and creepy cave filled with treasure!
Never have the satisfaction of taming a herd of explosive llamas and riding them into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
Never witness the beauty of a sunset over a pixelated ocean as you sail your boat towards a mysterious island filled with hidden treasures!
Never join our Minecraft server and miss out on all the crazy, wacky, and downright bizarre adventures that await you in this blocky world of madness!

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PixelPricedButPriceless
amazing, Computer, costs nothing, Digital, free applications, free downloads, free programs, free software, free tools, high quality, Impressive.., Innovative, no cost, open source, PixelPricedButPriceless, remarkable, software, Software Development, Surprising, Technology, UNBELIEVABLE
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t believe it’s free!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle hordes of evil creepers with your trusty pet llama, and build a castle so magnificent that even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that it’s rumored to have been created by a team of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic for yourself. And remember, it’s all completely free because we believe that everyone deserves a chance to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

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ZelenskyCraft: Turkey Edition
Ankara, ARRIVED, bilateral, cooperation, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, Edition, foreign affairs, International, Istanbul, Meeting, negotiations, Official, relations, summit, talks, trip, turkey, Ukrainian president, Visit, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian president zelensky arrived in turkey and built a giant chicken statue to celebrate peace and friendship between nations. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft community ever!

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Celestial Realms 1.21.1
1.21.1, Anime, Celestial, eternal battle, eternal beauty, eternal bond, Eternal Cel, eternal curse, eternal destiny, eternal friendship, eternal journey, eternal Kingdom, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal power, eternal quest, eternal realm, eternal youth, FANTASY, IMMORTALITY, Magic, Realms, Supernatural
Yo, listen up ya blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, where you can build your own empire and rule over all the pixelated peasants!
We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, so get ready for some epic battles and crazy shenanigans with your fellow gamers! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off!
And get this, we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons that will blow your mind! So if you’re ready to dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, then come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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PayDadPvP: LegalCraft
automotive mechanic, Exploitation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial contributions, financial strain, Girlfriend, household expenses, legal resolutions, LegalCraft, living situation, moving out, pay dispute, pay structure, PayDadPvP, seeking advice, seeking support, step dad, threatened eviction, transparency, work ethic, work interruptions
Are you tired of being exploited like a diamond ore in a mineshaft? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the clutches of your step-dad and live your best blocky life!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about engine swaps or picking up extra vehicles – unless it’s a sweet ride to cruise around in-game! Say goodbye to $80 a day and hello to virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.
With our virtual economy, you can earn diamonds for days and never have to worry about missing pay or shady financial dealings. Plus, no one will threaten to kick you out of your virtual house – unless you build a creeper farm too close to spawn.
Join now and start a new life in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft legend!

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Block UV Rays: Fish Fertility Fun
Bleaching, BLOCK, chemical compounds, coral, environmental impact, fertility, Fish, fish fertility, Fun, investigation, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine health., marine life, marine pollution, marine research, ocean conservation, RAYS, study, sunscreen, sunscreen effects, sunscreen pollution, sunscreen toxicity, UV rays
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we out here investigatin’ da impact of sunscreen on marine life! We got scientists in da game tryna figure out if dem chemical compounds in sunscreen be messin’ up da coral reefs and makin’ da fish infertile. It’s like a wild science experiment happenin’ right in front of yo eyes!
But wait, there’s more! We got dolphins wearin’ sunglasses, turtles throwin’ shade, and squids rockin’ SPF 1000 sunscreen hats. It’s a whole new world under da sea, and you gotta be part of it!
So come on down to our server and dive into da ocean of possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a sunscreen-powered sea monster or a fish with a sunburn. The possibilities are endless, just like our imagination! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s make some waves together! 🐠🌊🌞

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Eon Nexus Craft 1.20.6
1.20.6, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa
Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the official website is like the gateway to another dimension, man. The schedule is like a treasure map to hidden treasures in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter accounts, they’re like portals to the coolest characters you’ll ever meet in the game.
Join this server for a wild ride with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – they’re like the dream team you never knew you needed. And then there’s Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – they’ll have you laughing and crying in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro for a rollercoaster of emotions. And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’ll keep you on your toes with their antics.
And if that’s not enough, explore the realms of Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie – they’ll show you a side of Minecraft you never knew existed. Plus, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse will take you on adventures you’ll never forget.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ManlyCraft: No Crying Allowed!
Allowed, breaking barriers, challenging norms, crying, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Individuality, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, nonconformity, progressive thinking, real men, Self-expression, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, unconventional behavior
Real men don’t play on this Minecraft server because they’re too busy bench pressing cars and wrestling bears. But if you’re not a real man (or woman), then you should totally join us for some epic adventures and wild shenanigans. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to explode! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. So if you’re ready to prove your bravery and show off your mad Minecraft skills, come join us and become a legend in your own mind!

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