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LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	8484	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9642
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	1220

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	175
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!