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Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Towns Built:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	7906
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	973078
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ores Mined:	4082	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	2151
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	742558	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.