Minecraft But I Only Have Half A Heart… Minecraft Servers

CatCraze Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, Boundaries, cat, CatCraze, Chasing, comfort, crying, growling, hissing, hurt, Maine Coon, Minecraft, obsessed, overreacting, parents, Picking up, Safety, scaredy cat, scratched up, Server, sister, swatting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

Abandoned, Breeder, broke up, Cash, decision, dog, DoggoDrama, ex boyfriend, Expenses, frat, involvement, MONEY, puppy, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, selfish, solution, supplies, threatened, vet bills

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	1757	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

bizarre eats, bizarre meal combos, eccentric eating habits, meal combo, odd food choices, odd pairing, out-of-the-ordinary eats, outlandish food, peculiar food combinations, peculiar meals, quirky dishes, quirky snacks, SnackCraftMadness, strange cuisine, strange food pairings, unconventional meal ideas, unconventional snacks, unique snacks, unusual food, unusual meal choices, weird snack

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

1.20.1, animations, Create, Discord, Fabric, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, Server, Shaders, StahlfaustMC, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Waystones, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	213704	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3341	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:

Voice ChatDistant Horizons (with

The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:

weapons, among many other

We look forward to seeing you!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods Minecraft Server

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AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

Adult, age difference, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Argument, criticism, DATING, double standards, high school, ignorance, judgment, Maturity, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, normalniggers, prejudice, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, wealth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1611
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

70s, 80s, Community, Dance, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, humor, jokes, Know The Difference, memes, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, Rhythm, Server, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “Know The Difference edition” that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KidzKraft Minecraft Server

active listening, bedtime routine, child care, clinginess, Communication, compromise, Emotional support, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, KidzKraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship issues, self-care, Server, social time, tantrums, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3112	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing family life and social time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the gossip at happy hour!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?

Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!

WeddingWarsCraft

affair partner, DAUGHTER, Disrespected, emotional impact, estranged mom, family dynamics, funding, healing experience, milestone events, missing birthdays, parental roles, rekindling relationships, Resentment, Single dad, special day, stable environment, Support, walk down the aisle, Wedding, WeddingWarsCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No estranged moms or heated arguments allowed here!

With our community of players who prioritize fun and creativity, you’ll never have to worry about choosing sides or feeling disrespected. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can walk down the aisle with your favorite Minecraft pet!

So join us now and leave the real-world drama behind. After all, who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2953	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ArabCraft: Minecraft Server

ArabCraft, assets, bonds, Diplomacy, EU, Europe, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investments, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Russian, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, Seize, sell off, Server, threat, Threaten

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can make saudi arabia back off? well, our server is so lit that even saudi arabia was like “yo, we gonna sell off europe’s bonds if u mess with us.” like, who knew playing minecraft could have such power, right? join our server and become a virtual powerhouse that even countries fear. plus, we have diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons. so what u waiting for? join now and show saudi arabia who’s boss in the virtual world!