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AnimeJam Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and themes? Look no further, because we have the most outrageous and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us and experience the chaos of only the shittiest anime openings allowed! That’s right, we’re talking about ear-bleeding, cringe-worthy tunes that will make you question your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to techno music. So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and diamond poop!

BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your fantasies? Look no further! Our server is like a bi bf topping a twink – unexpected, exciting, and full of surprises.

Join us for MMF threesomes where everyone gets equal attention and the only limit is your imagination. Build, explore, and unleash your inner fujo in a world where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

ShirtlessLawnMower69

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.

Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?

BlockySurvival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!

1%HomelessCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	767683	Votes:	4648
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

WackyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2707	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!