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CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1937	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	403
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Animals Bred:	60
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	469264	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1717
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crops Grown:	2827

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7480
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4137	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

1.21.3, attractive, beauties, beauty, bold, CONFIDENT, DATING, empowerment, fashion, feminine, Gay, hair, independent, LGBTQ, love, Meet hot woman, nonconforming, relationships, short, short hair, STRONG, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Potions Brewed:	124	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3929	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	115
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Brain Defects MC Server

Brain, Defects, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!