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CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	8467	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	79
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Abnormal, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocktopia, confusion, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Server, shitposts, strange, strange events, strange occurrences, strange situations, Surprise, unexpected, unexplained events, UNUSUAL, weird, weird happenings

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Farms Harvested:	298	Zombie Dances:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive porky treasure?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AbyssCraft Minecraft Server

abyssal creatures, AbyssCraft, Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, danger, dark fantasy, dark secrets, deep dive, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, healthier lifestyle, made in abyss, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, mysterious artifacts, mysterious world, Server, Survival, thrilling journey, underground world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2689
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).

Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).

DiamondDynasty Minecraft Server

attachment, deceased husband, DiamondDynasty, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Grief, heirloom, jewelry, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, moving on, Necklace, new relationship, Proposal, Remembrance, sentimental, Server, sister-in-law, Support, Wedding Rings, Widow

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	756	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4772	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ores Mined:	1436	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as my necklace made from my late husband’s and my wedding rings? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds! Just like my necklace holds precious memories, our server holds endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Forget about giving away your sentimental items like my former SIL wanted my necklace. On our server, we embrace all the memories, both old and new. Plus, our community is as supportive as my fiancé, who understands the importance of honoring the past while moving forward.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as special as my necklace, join us now and let’s create new memories together! And don’t worry about your English – we’re all about having fun, no matter what language you speak (even if it’s just Minecraft lingo)!

Savings4Skins: AITA Edition

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Daily Life, Edition, expensive, financial responsibility, Gifts, Job, MONEY, motorcycle repair, Priorities, relationships, Respect, savings, Savings4Skins, Support, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block counts! Just like F34, who knows the importance of saving up for that major motorcycle repair, you’ll need to strategize and prioritize your resources wisely to survive in this virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?

With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.

Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, inner peace, inner strength, life satisfaction, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, purpose in life, reason for living, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, stayin, staying positive

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	166
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6187	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?