MINECRAFT but EVERYTHING IS TOXIC… ☣️ Minecraft Servers

CloseMindedCraft Server

advice, Argument, Boyfriend, BPO, career, close-minded, CloseMindedCraft, Communication, Experience, FILTERS, Guilt, HR, hurt feelings, job hunting, Job Search, onsite job, perspective, qualifications, relationships, rules, Server, unemployed

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Animals Bred:	144	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	708	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ores Mined:	7994	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!