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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4698 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 135 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!