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ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8842	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7451	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	290	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1146
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	2327
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Emeralds Found:	5281
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	1994
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	885
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	7236
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!