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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5592 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!