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SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Condolences, family emergency, Friend, friendship, grace, Minecraft, response, serious illness, Server, stress, Struggle, Support, uncertainty, uninvited, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	729
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Villages Defended:	19
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful friends who can’t handle a little uncertainty? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this bridezilla drama.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being uninvited to a wedding or being blamed for ruining someone’s special day. Instead, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and supported through any family emergencies or life struggles you may face.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of friendship and support in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back no matter what?

KidSplash Bikini Zone

#motherhood support., Bikini, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, family, judgment, KidSplash, modesty, Motherhood, motherhood struggles, parenting, peer pressure, postpartum body, Pregnancy, quadruplets, self-confidence, social norms, stretch marks, swimming lessons, swimsuit etiquette, two piece swimsuit, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4824
Potions Brewed:	57	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Love Letters Sent:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Votes:	7039	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7494	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	8243	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!