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GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5162	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Votes:	4273
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6868	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Votes:	1761	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	1281
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	670	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

MineCraftyBananza

data privacy, digital citizenship, Digital Detox, digital footprint, digital platforms, internet culture, MineCraftyBananza, online activism, online communities, online engagement, online presence, privacy concerns, serious, smartphone addiction, social media, social media bans, social media usage, social-networking, Technology, twitter bans, user behavior

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, ALERT, Business, decision, Economy, finance, global tax deal, Government, Impact, international relations, ireland, LeprechaunCraft, Minecraft, negotiations, News, Politics, reaction, Server, tax policy, Trade, trump, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.

PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

blocks, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, territorial disputes, trump, ukraine war, united states, War, world leaders

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Void Armor Forged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!