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VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	860484
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Votes:	1965
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	266
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2945	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	8692	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	3490

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.