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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2785
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	4577	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Star Shards Collected:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	6251	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ores Mined:	8077
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	170
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	157
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3061
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9388
Villages Defended:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.