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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8376 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2756 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).
Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).
But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
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