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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8295 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!