”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	5026	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	923
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2753	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ores Mined:	6821	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	733325
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/oh-my-gosh-what-the-frick-minecraft-smp/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

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