| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7099 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7763 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Votes: | 749 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
zigomium.com
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8243 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1511 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Star Shards Collected: | 96 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming wild creepers as your loyal pets.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! We once had a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, and another player who built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5499 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Survive, build, and explore a vast world with friends! Economy, events, PVP, and protected builds await!
subxero.ddns.net
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
IP: nl-mcpe.ru Port: standard (19132)Version: 1.1
grapeland.ru
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2909 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3021 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Not only is it available on PC and mobile, but it also has the most mind-blowing trailers that will make you want to jump right in and start building your dream world.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for hilarious updates and join our database/tier list to see where you rank among the best of the best. And don’t forget to roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic prizes!
Oh, and did I mention the current event? Sign up now and get free 1k crystals to kickstart your adventure. It’s like Christmas came early, but in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. This server is all about yuri, JRPG, and comedy, so get ready to laugh your way through the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5191 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2971 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!
88.99.91.253:50020
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2091 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 178 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9369 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
