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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5801 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! We encourage creativity and craziness in equal measure.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground club where only players of a certain gender are allowed. What’s inside, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of glitter, unicorns, and dance parties that last for days.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!