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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9545 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Votes: | 1067 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 208919 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.
But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.
So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!
