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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1062 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 81 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.
not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.
so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.