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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3353 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!