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LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	160
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5855	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!