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ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	835	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	180

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	138
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9984
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4119
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!