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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2920 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3788 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!