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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4132 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
