Minecraft Anarchy Server Ip MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Compression Co.

Anime, compression, data compression, legacy encoder, video quality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Farms Harvested:	854
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

Nature, outdoors, Joggers, physical activity, Exercise

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!

Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

city exploration, Yorkshire, city life, cityscape, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

Suzuna’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets J-pop in the most epic way possible!

comparison, SUZUNA NAGIHARA, vocal range, vibrato, Popularity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a virtual idol singing battle? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Suzuna Nagihara’s vibrato can’t compete. Join us and experience a softer voice that will make Suisei sound like a harsh on/off switch. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

creativity, Minecraft, Removal, Quality, show improvement

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

oj, #hopeitwaspainful, #fuckyou, #pieceofshit, #juiceisdead

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

PELA, Rail, HSR1YEAR., CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, star rail

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

procrastination, time wasting, couch potato, laziness, unproductive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Items Found:	6920
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Kino, biden, SNACKS, steve, Chaos

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Potions Brewed:	149
Enchantments Applied:	195	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2333
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

end it, ontario, Alberta, Chaos, F150

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!