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PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	2767
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Votes:	4454	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	102	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7486	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!