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GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Villages Defended:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	1281
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	566

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mines Excavated:	3146	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1812	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6039	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	3057
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.