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MineBlueFantasyCraft Server

1.5x RP/XP, 200 crystals daily, Alexiel FLB, animated pv, August Schedule, Blaze the Roof, CEQ, Character Rebalances, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Eating Bonanza, Europa CD Skin, Extra Fes MC, FAQ, Future Schedule, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, gbfg, gorda, Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Half AP/EP, helpful links, Hot Summer Fete, how to start, Little Skyfarer a la Sacre Blumiel, Lone Wolf’s Passing, Mega Pastebin, MineBlueFantasyCraft, Outfit, Overskill Mechanic, Previous thread, Primarch Trials, Raid Pro Skip, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Tier V Job Sumaibito, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, ZETA

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Gorda edition! We’ve got more surprises than a birthday party at a clown convention. Join now and experience the Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2 event, where you can daily single draw, get 200 crystals daily, and even wear the outfit “Blaze the Roof” (Zeta not included).

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	7745
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5963	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	9484	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	3956
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…