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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, civil rights, equality, gender equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive society, landmark bill, landmark decision, legal recognition, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progress, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, ThaiCraft, thailand

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5782	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyConflictMC

#endorsement, Conflict, CraftyConflictMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, India, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, resolution efforts, russia, sanctions, summit statement, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	9581	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7744	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	6338
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1396

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	953
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!