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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2455 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.
Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.