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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Our server is run by a team of expert gamers who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built a mansion out of diamond blocks. We have secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with friendly creepers and zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! We also have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, a dance party with the villagers every Saturday night, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
