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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6057 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.