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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6135 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2265 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!