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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7391 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4278 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!