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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8861 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7392 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?