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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 956 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4075 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!