CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6520	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	105
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6345	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Votes:	2817
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mines Excavated:	3901	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	294

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	8077
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1842
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	701
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crops Grown:	3537
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

#1, 000 killed, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, collateral damage, Conflict, Friendly Fire, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Officials, peace negotiations, political leaders, price of war, tragic incident, tragic loss, violence, WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

Crafty Job Maker Server

career development, Crafty, creating job opportunities, creating your own job, employment opportunities, Entrepreneurship, finding a job, Job, job creation, job creation strategies, job creation tips, job fulfillment, job growth, job hunting, job market, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job success, maker, self-employment, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

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